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Monday, September 04, 2006

~Life before and after marriage~

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. .
I die for you. . .After marriage.
"You die, up to you.
"Lagi lama married. .
You die I help you!

Before marriage. .
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. . .You go anywhere. . up to you.
Lagi lama married. . .You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck withYou
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, Iwill sue you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before wedding
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
After wedding
Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill

Before wedding
He opens the car door
After wedding
He opens his mouth and snores

Before wedding
She / he was your ideal
After wedding
She / he becomes your ordeal

p/s : So be aware of this situation coz it could happen to u..hahahahah...hope not ya!!

shattered`* 5:33 AM
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